Wednesday, June 03, 2009

10 reasons to love a nurse.

1) No body part scares me.

2) Defribillation.. i can thrill you with 1 touch.

3) Im used to working all night.

4) who else will ever encourage you to pass gass

5) I've flipped bigger people than you in bed.

6) No dinner conversation will ever gross me out.

7)DRUGS. I know them all.

8) WE have a code for every colour even brown

9) I know the proper way to tie you to a bed.

10) Hit the right button and i'll come quickly.

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