Yepp. Was out with Jason during the weekends. We practically just crapped alot.. talked a little. =))
Friday: We went orchard.. to chill i guess. hahas. Because we practically just walked aimlessly.
Saturday: It was suppose to be a planless day, so we went out for dinner. at joo chiat for fei fei wanton noodles~ nice.
Today: sorry, i was late. hehes. and we went to sing at party world. I just felt like singing and i enjoyed it!
Let's have some fun.
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's under -
wear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear
at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward...forward. ...backward. ..forward. .backward.
....forward. .. stop and eject.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come it means you are in big trouble.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
7 qualities to be a perfect wife: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic,
Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby
looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I
have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito
enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer: The boy's hand.
Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan
removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked 'Why'?The animals told him......... ..'
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's under -
wear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear
at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward...forward. ...backward. ..forward. .backward.
....forward. .. stop and eject.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come it means you are in big trouble.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
7 qualities to be a perfect wife: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic,
Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby
looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I
have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito
enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer: The boy's hand.
Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan
removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked 'Why'?The animals told him......... ..'
Your tail is in
the front'...
the front'...
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